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1. about 8 hours ago on Too Much Coffee Man

   He should use the power of positive thinking: somewhere else, it’s Happy Hour.

2. about 8 hours ago on Super-Fun-Pak Comix

   Travel to the time of the Bubonic Plague (about 1350 CE). That should eliminate at least a few of him.

3. about 8 hours ago on Pluggers

   If the Plugger falls asleep on a power lift recliner, it can put him in an upright position at the touch of a button. Then he won’t be in pain until he takes his first step.

4. about 8 hours ago on Mother Goose and Grimm

   Mother Goose isn’t the only one who brags about their car. People didn’t believe me when I’d tell them my dad once owned a car that could do over 100 mph in second gear. Until I told them it was an old Ford with the two-speed Fordomatic transmission.

5. 1 day ago on That is Priceless

   “I see you’ve all dressed appropriately for our dance lesson today. It’s known as the Y M C A dance.”

6. 1 day ago on Mother Goose and Grimm

   If he keeps talking to Eve with that attitude, he may end up having to suit himself.

7. 1 day ago on Marmaduke

   Maybe already eaten?

8. 1 day ago on The Lockhorns

   If he’s playing games with Loretta, he’ll need shin guards and a face mask.

9. 1 day ago on Last Kiss

   Not all men are morons; some of us are idiots or imbeciles.

10. 1 day ago on Half Full

    You’ll still get your share of hustle and bustle when you and a million other shoppers try to return gifts at the same time, at the Post Office, UPS store, or Amazon return site (Kohl’s, in my city).