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1. 1 day ago on Heart of the City

   Reminds me of the scene in Ollie Hopnoodles Haven of Bliss (further adventures of the “A Christmas Story” Parker family where the family dog is lost and then found by a rich person who then asks about the reward. Ralphie comments to the effect that the rich never miss a chance to add to the pot.

2. 11 days ago on That is Priceless

   When Eve upon Isaac came calling, her head was hit by an apple falling, she went home to bed, to nurse her poor head, without Isaac which he found appalling.

3. 14 days ago on Looks Good on Paper

   Reminds me of the scene in the Charlie Chaplin film showing the prospectors climbing the Chilkoot Pass.

4. 15 days ago on That is Priceless

   The Goblin king’s wife (The Hobbit film, part 1).

5. 16 days ago on In Security

   He probably took lessons from Clark Griswold’s dad (Nat. Lampoon Christmas Vacation)

6. 16 days ago on Skin Horse

   Maybe the Pentagon should require the congressman from PA and TX to use one whenever they go between their home district and DC.

7. 19 days ago on Andy Capp

   If the tattoo recipient’s name is Lawrence, he needs one on the front that says, “Turn me over, I’m done on this side.”

8. 21 days ago on Crabgrass

   Good thing a stick was not within reach as Kevin would have made a great pinata.

9. 23 days ago on The Grizzwells

   Hot tongue and cold shoulder on the menu tonight.

10. 24 days ago on Crabgrass

    “Arsenic and Old Lace” is a film that everyone should view at least once. (Mortimer Brewster: Now look, darling, how did he die?Abby Brewster: Oh, Mortimer, don’t be so inquisitive. The gentleman died because he drank some wine with poison in it.Mortimer Brewster: Well, how did the poison get in the wine?Martha Brewster: Well, we put in wine because it’s less noticeable. When it’s in tea it has a distinct odor…. For a gallon of elderberry wine, I take one teaspoon full of arsenic, then add half a teaspoon full of strychnine, and then just a pinch of cyanide.” Mortimer Brewster: “Hmm. Should have quite a kick.” Another comedy classic to put on your list is “Some Like It Hot” (“Nobody’s perfect”) while Sunset Blvd. (“Alright Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my closeup”) and Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? are good dramas with great memorable lines that you have probably heard quoted.