Guy brought his therapist home to meet the family. SEE? Therapist, OMG!
OH, BOY!
0 to 60 in 3 seconds……..off a cliff.
Some do, some don’t.
“Bombles bounce!”
I thought it was moisture inside popcorn kernels that exploded.
Ouch.
The thaw will get there.
There it is!
R-E-S-P-E-C-T, Get The Heck Away From Me!
I’m chatting with a coworker in the office. (We’re both women.)
Coworker: “Are you okay, [My Name]?”
Me: “[Ex-Boyfriend] and I broke up last night.”
Coworker: “Oh, no! I’m so sorry.”
Me: “Yeah… It’s a bit messy but it was the right thing to do.”
A male coworker who has overheard this conversation joins in and asks me:
Male Coworker: “So, like, can I buy nudes off you now?”
Coworker & Me: “What?!”
Male Coworker: “What? It’s not like I’m being disrespectful; I waited until she was single!”
Funnily enough, Human Resources didn’t agree with him.
Guy brought his therapist home to meet the family. SEE? Therapist, OMG!