What about Emil Sitka?
At least the “sir” is correct now.
Performance art.
Cuban cigars from Ybor City?
How could the young Clark Kent shave his legs? His Kryptonian hairs would break every blade.
Just wants to play video games, right?
Good always triumphs over evil, but, then, Good gets to write the histories, and how reliable a witness is Good?
About “grounded for life”…in the words of Warren “Potsie” Webber, it’ll probably blow over by the time you’re thirty.
Uh, well…
Will they go back and look for survivors?
What about Emil Sitka?